Ace, the Park Slope Critic

I hate it so much because it had so many chunks of fruit. It tastes pretty good but the texture is bad. I hated it so much that I stopped eating it and threw it in the trash and asked my mom to get to make me a smoothie. There was one fruit that I didn't know what it was that was white. I rate it one out of a hundred sporks.

I just tried a samosa. I really did not like it. I did not like that...I don't actually know…. It was decent actually!!!  I didn't like that it had a pea in it. The first bite was decent but the second one was bad because it had the pea in it. I rate it one out of two sporks. The mango lassi was very creamy. They put ice cubes in it. I drink it with a straw. My dad made me do a pattern where I had to eat meat, then mango lassie, meat, lassi, meat...so I wouldn't get distracted. The restaurant looks very nice. It's called Indian spice. There are beautiful chandeliers. And I also got shish kebab meat with lots of vegetables.

The chocolate tastes like cake. I got the chocolate mousse thing that tastes like vanilla. It has a chocolate cookie thing on top (I don't know what it's called). I really liked it. It had some meringue in it. I went to Colson's to get this. I get thirsty when I eat a lot of chocolate. It looked really beautiful before I ate it. I rate it 10 out of 10 sporks.