Ace, the Park Slope Critic

It tastes a little bit lemony and with pineapple too. I can't really understand why it says it's coconut and pineapple flavor. The texture since it's still frozen is a little bit like pop rocks. It's very easy to push up the ice cream. I rate it 6 out of 8 sporks. The reason why I don't think it's the best is because it's not very coconutty. I was hoping it would taste more of a Frozfruit.

The noodles are a little bit weird, but the meat has really good flavor, and texture is very chewy of both of them. I usually get the Kid Ramen, but this time I got the grown-up one. My mom forgot to give me the right kind of noodles. All three of the vegetables had a weird texture and a weird taste and a bad taste too. The Kid Ramen doesn't have vegetables. How I didn't get that much vegetables is: I took most of them out, and then I lifted the noodles up to see if there's any vegetables under there, and if there are I take them out. Good. I rated it 6 out of 7 sporks.

The bacon is very crispy but fatty at the same time. The French toast is very weird, but this is so good. The French toast is also a little smooth, and the grape that I just tried has really good flavor, but the texture isn't so good. The French toast is five out of six sporks. The bacon is five out of five sporks.

I got strawberry with chocolate filling. It looks like they snuck a little vanilla, and other than that it's really good. PS I love vanilla. The outside is crunchy. I rate it 100 out of 100 sporks.

It smells like something other than vanilla. It smells like soda. The taste is a little too sour. I like orange soda more because it tastes more sweet. I rate it two out of six sporks.