Ace, the Park Slope Critic

I went to Hanoi today. I tried the crispy noodles. (Also a mushroom. #disgusting XD.) There were strips of chicken in it. If you want it to stay crispy you have to eat it really fast because the sauce soaks into the noodles, and then it's soggy. The dish was pretty good. I also got an almond bubble tea. (In real life I said "butter tea". L O L.) It had too much almond extract. And then my mom dropped the vase of sake, and it broke, and I'm pretty sure the waiter hates us. I rate the meal two out of five  sporks because I liked the noodles, but when Mom dropped the sake vase and that I didn't like the bubble tea it wasn't so good. By the way, now I'm eight.

I hate it so much because it had so many chunks of fruit. It tastes pretty good but the texture is bad. I hated it so much that I stopped eating it and threw it in the trash and asked my mom to get to make me a smoothie. There was one fruit that I didn't know what it was that was white. I rate it one out of a hundred sporks.

I just tried a samosa. I really did not like it. I did not like that...I don't actually know…. It was decent actually!!!  I didn't like that it had a pea in it. The first bite was decent but the second one was bad because it had the pea in it. I rate it one out of two sporks. The mango lassi was very creamy. They put ice cubes in it. I drink it with a straw. My dad made me do a pattern where I had to eat meat, then mango lassie, meat, lassi, meat...so I wouldn't get distracted. The restaurant looks very nice. It's called Indian spice. There are beautiful chandeliers. And I also got shish kebab meat with lots of vegetables.

The chocolate tastes like cake. I got the chocolate mousse thing that tastes like vanilla. It has a chocolate cookie thing on top (I don't know what it's called). I really liked it. It had some meringue in it. I went to Colson's to get this. I get thirsty when I eat a lot of chocolate. It looked really beautiful before I ate it. I rate it 10 out of 10 sporks. 

It tastes a little bit lemony and with pineapple too. I can't really understand why it says it's coconut and pineapple flavor. The texture since it's still frozen is a little bit like pop rocks. It's very easy to push up the ice cream. I rate it 6 out of 8 sporks. The reason why I don't think it's the best is because it's not very coconutty. I was hoping it would taste more of a Frozfruit.

The noodles are a little bit weird, but the meat has really good flavor, and texture is very chewy of both of them. I usually get the Kid Ramen, but this time I got the grown-up one. My mom forgot to give me the right kind of noodles. All three of the vegetables had a weird texture and a weird taste and a bad taste too. The Kid Ramen doesn't have vegetables. How I didn't get that much vegetables is: I took most of them out, and then I lifted the noodles up to see if there's any vegetables under there, and if there are I take them out. Good. I rated it 6 out of 7 sporks.